after I buy him from Esty that is. These Twilight ‘Manllows‘ are as the site says, “half man, half pillow”.
How about “half amazeballs, half lamesauce” but “half sexy, half creepy” too.
Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love, you can get your own Edward Cullen to dry hump till high heaven when it comes back into stock.
You know what? Twilight “Manllows” should be part of every slumber party. You can sleep with both Taylor Lautner AND Robert Pattinson at the same time. Too much? Maybe. But don’t the Twihards have this weird intense devotion in that flattery from afar but obsessed up close kind of way? I wish I had that kind of blind dedication to my own causes. So now who’s buying my RPattz?
RPattz, you make everything okay because you sparkle.
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1 Phil // Feb 18, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Not impressed… this Robby Patty could also be a young Clint Eastwood, Johnny Cash, Marlon Brando, James Dean, the guy from the first 90210 who also looked a little like James Dean, James Franco who looks like James Dean… bla bla bluh!
I even see Will Smith somewhere in thur!!!!
2 naomilee // Feb 18, 2010 at 1:43 PM
you’re just YEALOUS!!!
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